Stupid commenters have plagued the Internet for decades. Like many things online, they’re now moving inside on the web video. With the greater accessibility of video comes lower audience IQ barriers, and with lower audience IQ barriers come ever-stupider commenters.
In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an World wide web website.
“Later this evening, I intend to watch the video in question, click the ‘reply’ link above the box reserved for user comments, and draft a response, being careful to put as little thought into it as possible, while making sure to use all capital letters and incorrect punctuation,” Mylenek stated. “Although I don’t yet know exactly what my comment will entail, I have the ability to say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid.”
Ah, YouTube comments. With 4chan down, there’s no finer literature on the Web.
(Via Nalts.)
Tags: Comedy, funny, parody, The Onion
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